1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:03,959 [calming music] 2 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:10,972 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:13,849 YUKI: 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,017 Maya? 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,426 Maya. 6 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,444 ‐ Hmm. 7 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,730 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 8 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,066 ‐ How's Anna? 9 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,396 ‐ Okay. 10 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:32,874 YUKI: How is she dealing with her parents? 11 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,366 ‐ Okay. 12 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,746 You normally talk more. 13 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:47,421 What's wrong? 14 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,262 ‐ Everyone hates me at school. 15 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:54,299 ♪ ♪ 16 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,814 I don't wanna talk about it. 17 00:00:56,807 --> 00:01:00,847 ‐ You care always about what the others are thinking. 18 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:03,402 Who cares what the others think? 19 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,437 Neh? 20 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,526 ‐ Okay. 21 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:14,118 ♪ ♪ 22 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,446 ‐ So we're just‐‐we're waiting. 23 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:20,251 The court has to decide who's gonna get the house. 24 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,707 [sighs] 25 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,497 Fingers crossed. 26 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:27,920 Let's hope that, uh, the judge does the right thing. 27 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:31,721 Is that too much information? 28 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,637 Oh. 29 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:37,345 You have a lot of heart energy in there. 30 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:40,307 Anna? 31 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,439 You need to open up. 32 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,765 ANNA: Okay, sorry. 33 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:47,149 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:49,859 KATHY: Hey. 35 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:52,110 How 'bout‐‐ 36 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,702 how 'bout we do, um... 37 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,408 a mother‐daughter day? 38 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:59,038 We get our nails done, 39 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:01,196 and we go shopping. 40 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,328 ‐ Can I please be excused? 41 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,128 ‐ Yeah. 42 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:13,758 ♪ ♪ 43 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:16,009 ‐ Please put the incense out. 44 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,601 It's weird. 45 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:20,846 ♪ ♪ 46 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,479 [students chatting] 47 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,186 [bell rings] 48 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,364 ANNA: Tweedledee and Tweedledum. 49 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,610 Wonder what those idiots are talking about. 50 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:37,784 ‐ [laughs] 51 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,163 ANNA: Kinda miss 'em. 52 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,409 MAYA: Yeah. 53 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,830 STUDENT: Due Friday. 54 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,538 ‐ Oh, shite. Superlatives. 55 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:44,998 ‐ Oh, my God. 56 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,378 Not now. 57 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:50,496 [sighs] 58 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,714 ‐ Shit, Best Duo? 59 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,804 Connie's tits. [laughter] 60 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,390 ‐ Shut up. She's right beside you. 61 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,545 ‐ Shut up. 62 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:58,932 HEATHER: That was, like, the worst joke. 63 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:00,349 ‐ It's just a joke, chill. ‐ What's up, Brandt? 64 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,467 ‐ What's up? 65 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,683 BRANDT: What's up, bro? 66 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,233 ‐ Dustin, Best Couple? 67 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,436 Me and your mom. 68 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,975 [laughter] ALL: Oh! 69 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,358 ‐ For real, though. ‐ 'Scuse you. 70 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:12,935 ‐ Brandt, what about you and BSB for Best Couple? 71 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,443 ‐ Shit. HEATHER: Okay, okay. 72 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,494 What about Miss Lackey when she gets her braces off? 73 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:18,779 ‐ Yeah. 74 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:21,452 For sure. Man, that's fucked up. 75 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,871 ALEX: Biggest gossip. 76 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,869 HEATHER: Oh, definitely Ian. CONNIE: Definitely. 77 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:25,961 HEATHER: Yes. 78 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,246 BRANDT: Yeah, Connie's mom, bro. 79 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:28,579 DUSTIN: Oh! CONNIE: Shut up! 80 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,633 Shut up! ‐ Yo, she got a MILF! 81 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,167 [laughter] 82 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:35,130 ‐ She definitely has a MILF. ‐ No, stop. 83 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,474 ‐ 'Sup? 84 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,890 ‐ Is that your new table? 85 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,059 ‐ Nah, that's just‐‐ 86 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,058 Brandt was just saying that he's gonna vote 87 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,350 for Connie M.'s tits for Best Duo 88 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:52,944 and then Ian for Class Gossip. 89 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,861 ‐ Why would that go to Ian? 90 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,030 ‐ I don't know. They said he was gay, so... 91 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,868 [indistinct chatter] 92 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,491 GABE: So are you, like, resigning 93 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:06,753 as editorial manager of Weasels? 94 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,206 ‐ You guys still doing that? 95 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,246 ‐ [scoffs] Damn. 96 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,920 ‐ What? 97 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,589 ‐ You're kinda different. 98 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,758 DUSTIN: What? 99 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,045 Jafeer, come on. 100 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,089 Don't be so fucking sensitive. 101 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,312 [reflective music] 102 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,441 ♪ ♪ 103 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,478 ‐ [speaking indistinctly] 104 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:40,492 ♪ ♪ 105 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:48,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 106 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,481 ANNA: Ugh, I hate this question. 107 00:04:51,481 --> 00:04:53,361 Like, what is success, you know? 108 00:04:53,358 --> 00:04:54,858 So stupid. 109 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:56,360 ‐ Okay, well, obviously, you and me 110 00:04:56,361 --> 00:04:58,611 for Best Best Friends. 111 00:04:58,613 --> 00:05:00,573 [laughing] Obviously. 112 00:05:00,574 --> 00:05:01,834 ‐ Hey, quick question. 113 00:05:01,825 --> 00:05:03,115 I'm struggling here. ‐ Oh, sure. 114 00:05:03,118 --> 00:05:04,748 ‐ Would you wanna be put down as "psycho bitch" 115 00:05:04,745 --> 00:05:05,865 or "puss‐nasty"? 116 00:05:05,871 --> 00:05:07,081 [quickly] Big smelly bush say what? 117 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,790 ‐ What? ‐ [laughs] 118 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:12,285 ‐ Oh, "big smelly bush"? 119 00:05:12,294 --> 00:05:14,094 How 'bout you get Smallest Dick 120 00:05:14,087 --> 00:05:15,917 Most Likely to Have the Saggiest Balls 121 00:05:15,922 --> 00:05:17,842 In His Dad's Mouth? 122 00:05:17,841 --> 00:05:18,881 Fool. 123 00:05:21,386 --> 00:05:23,926 Bye! 124 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:24,970 ‐ Hey. 125 00:05:24,973 --> 00:05:27,313 ‐ Hi. ‐ Hi. 126 00:05:27,309 --> 00:05:29,189 ‐ Oh, my God! ‐ Oh, Ring Pops. 127 00:05:29,186 --> 00:05:30,346 ‐ Maura. ‐ Hi. 128 00:05:30,353 --> 00:05:31,483 MAURA: Hi! 129 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,860 That's funny, I put that one too. 130 00:05:33,857 --> 00:05:35,317 That one's wrong. That should be Spencer. 131 00:05:35,317 --> 00:05:36,437 ‐ Oh, I know. ‐ Yeah. 132 00:05:36,443 --> 00:05:38,283 That's what‐‐ ‐ Maya said Spencer. 133 00:05:38,278 --> 00:05:40,068 ‐ I said Spencer earlier. ‐ [laughs] 134 00:05:40,072 --> 00:05:41,662 ANNA: I love your pants. 135 00:05:41,656 --> 00:05:43,076 I love them. 136 00:05:43,075 --> 00:05:44,405 ‐ Thanks. They're 7 Jeans. 137 00:05:44,409 --> 00:05:45,489 I hate knockoffs. 138 00:05:45,494 --> 00:05:47,124 ‐ I hate knockoffs too. ‐ Me too. 139 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,290 ‐ I wish that they had a category for Best Pants. 140 00:05:49,289 --> 00:05:51,669 It's, like, so annoying that they don't. ‐ I know. 141 00:05:51,666 --> 00:05:53,126 ‐ I'm gonna write it in. 142 00:05:53,126 --> 00:05:55,086 ‐ For who? ‐ For her. 143 00:05:55,087 --> 00:05:56,507 ‐ Oh, obviously. ‐ [laughs] 144 00:05:56,505 --> 00:05:57,915 Thanks. 145 00:05:57,923 --> 00:05:59,673 Wanna come over to my house after school? 146 00:06:03,053 --> 00:06:04,813 [refined music] 147 00:06:04,805 --> 00:06:06,385 ANNA: Oh, my God. 148 00:06:06,389 --> 00:06:07,809 MAURA: You should take this one. 149 00:06:07,808 --> 00:06:09,268 It would be perfect on you. ANNA: Oh, yeah. 150 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:10,937 MAYA: Wait, are these car keys real? 151 00:06:10,936 --> 00:06:12,596 ANNA: This is incredible. 152 00:06:12,604 --> 00:06:14,944 ‐ Take what you want. It's all for pretend. 153 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:16,230 ANNA: Where'd you get that cell phone? 154 00:06:16,233 --> 00:06:18,033 MAYA: Oh, my God. ANNA: Is this real diamonds? 155 00:06:18,026 --> 00:06:19,066 MAURA: I think so. 156 00:06:19,069 --> 00:06:21,859 ANNA: [gasps] I love this. 157 00:06:21,863 --> 00:06:24,533 ‐ So, I'm Alison Canning, 158 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:26,583 and my husband is a banker, 159 00:06:26,576 --> 00:06:28,286 and this is my son Danny. 160 00:06:28,286 --> 00:06:29,616 ‐ [laughing] Okay. 161 00:06:29,621 --> 00:06:33,041 And I'm Isabel, and this is my daughter Kate, 162 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:35,091 and her father's been missing. 163 00:06:35,085 --> 00:06:36,245 ‐ Oh, no. 164 00:06:36,253 --> 00:06:37,673 ‐ Okay, and I'm Bonnie, 165 00:06:37,671 --> 00:06:39,711 and this is Robert, 166 00:06:39,714 --> 00:06:41,804 and I have to go to Blockbuster 167 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,720 because my other son, Ascrit, is there 168 00:06:44,719 --> 00:06:46,469 and he's just been there alone for hours, 169 00:06:46,471 --> 00:06:47,601 so I gotta pick him up. 170 00:06:47,597 --> 00:06:49,177 ‐ Oh, my God. ‐ Now, yeah. 171 00:06:49,182 --> 00:06:50,352 ‐ Maya. ‐ I know. 172 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:53,440 ‐ Guys, let's eat lunch at Cazzio's. 173 00:06:53,436 --> 00:06:55,356 BOTH: Okay. ‐ What's Cazzio's? 174 00:06:55,355 --> 00:06:57,315 ‐ Uh, it's, like, a restaurant. MAYA: Cazzio's! 175 00:06:57,315 --> 00:06:59,645 ‐ Maya and I play pretend too, but not everybody does. 176 00:06:59,651 --> 00:07:00,821 BOTH: Yeah. 177 00:07:00,819 --> 00:07:02,199 MAURA: Hang on. MAYA: Okay. 178 00:07:02,195 --> 00:07:05,235 ‐ Mom, turn the AC on. I'm hot. 179 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,950 All right. 180 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:08,870 ANNA: That's an intercom? MAURA: Yeah. 181 00:07:08,869 --> 00:07:11,159 ‐ That's cool. MAURA: Yeah. 182 00:07:11,162 --> 00:07:13,162 ‐ You guys. ‐ Hmm? 183 00:07:13,164 --> 00:07:16,294 ‐ Um...I'm just having the hardest time with Bernard. 184 00:07:16,293 --> 00:07:17,463 ‐ [gasps] No. 185 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:18,800 MAURA: Aww. 186 00:07:18,795 --> 00:07:21,715 ‐ Listen, do you want me to get Wade to talk to him? 187 00:07:21,715 --> 00:07:24,255 Because honestly, like, I need a break from him 188 00:07:24,259 --> 00:07:25,389 'cause he just keeps wanting 189 00:07:25,385 --> 00:07:26,965 to have so much sex all the time. 190 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:28,600 ‐ Oh, my gosh. ‐ It's, like, so much, you guys. 191 00:07:28,597 --> 00:07:30,097 ‐ It's, like, the same with my husband. 192 00:07:30,098 --> 00:07:32,268 ‐ Mine too. ‐ Mine's more, though. 193 00:07:32,267 --> 00:07:33,387 A lot. ‐ Mm. 194 00:07:33,393 --> 00:07:34,393 ANNA: Mm. MAURA: Mm. 195 00:07:34,394 --> 00:07:36,524 MAYA: Mm. 196 00:07:36,521 --> 00:07:38,021 ‐ Are you guys hungry? 197 00:07:38,023 --> 00:07:40,443 ‐ No, I've got my chicken cacciatore. 198 00:07:40,442 --> 00:07:41,942 [both laugh] 199 00:07:41,943 --> 00:07:43,863 ‐ No, I mean, like, in real life. 200 00:07:43,862 --> 00:07:45,322 Like, actually hungry. 201 00:07:46,823 --> 00:07:48,163 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Yeah. 202 00:07:48,158 --> 00:07:51,158 [hip‐hop music] 203 00:07:51,161 --> 00:07:54,081 ♪ ♪ 204 00:07:55,874 --> 00:07:57,174 ‐ I know. [both laugh] 205 00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:58,957 MAYA: It's kinda crazy that we've just met, 206 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,050 like, ten minutes ago 207 00:08:00,045 --> 00:08:02,205 and now we're just in your house 208 00:08:02,213 --> 00:08:03,673 like it's been forever. 209 00:08:03,673 --> 00:08:05,473 ‐ So random. MAURA: So random. 210 00:08:05,467 --> 00:08:07,547 ANNA: So random. ‐ [laughs] 211 00:08:07,552 --> 00:08:09,142 ‐ Fools. ‐ Yeah, fools. 212 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:10,427 ‐ Fool. Fool. 213 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:12,770 ‐ So who's even in your group of friends? 214 00:08:12,766 --> 00:08:14,176 Like... ‐ Yeah. 215 00:08:14,184 --> 00:08:15,944 ‐ I kinda have, like, a lot. 216 00:08:15,936 --> 00:08:17,396 ‐ That makes sense. ‐ Like who? 217 00:08:17,395 --> 00:08:18,805 Like, who's in your group? 218 00:08:18,813 --> 00:08:21,443 ‐ Well, I have this ultimate, ultimate best friend, 219 00:08:21,441 --> 00:08:23,111 but she's in Arizona, 220 00:08:23,109 --> 00:08:25,359 but, like, she's a doctor. 221 00:08:25,362 --> 00:08:26,532 ‐ Shut up! 222 00:08:26,529 --> 00:08:28,069 MAURA: Yeah, and she's, like, our age. 223 00:08:28,073 --> 00:08:29,873 She's, like, the youngest in the country. 224 00:08:29,866 --> 00:08:31,236 ‐ You're lying. MAURA: No, I'm not! 225 00:08:31,242 --> 00:08:32,952 ‐ How is she a doctor? 226 00:08:32,953 --> 00:08:34,583 ANNA: Is she a genius? ‐ Yeah. 227 00:08:34,579 --> 00:08:37,249 ‐ That's, like, crazy. MAURA: Right? 228 00:08:37,248 --> 00:08:38,748 ‐ Can I, like, see a picture? 229 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,790 ‐ Yeah. ANNA: That is incredible. 230 00:08:40,794 --> 00:08:42,214 MAYA: [laughs] 231 00:08:42,212 --> 00:08:43,252 MAURA: That's her. ‐ Oh... 232 00:08:43,254 --> 00:08:44,514 ANNA: Oh, my God. MAYA: My God. 233 00:08:44,506 --> 00:08:46,626 MAURA: That's Tanya. MAYA: She's so pretty. 234 00:08:46,633 --> 00:08:48,133 ‐ I know, right? ANNA: Beautiful. 235 00:08:48,134 --> 00:08:50,014 MAYA: Oh, my God. ‐ She has, like, three mansions too. 236 00:08:50,011 --> 00:08:51,721 MAYA: Wow. ‐ How'd she get those? 237 00:08:51,721 --> 00:08:53,101 LEANNE: Hi, girls. 238 00:08:53,098 --> 00:08:54,098 ANNA: Oh, hey! MAYA: Hi. 239 00:08:54,099 --> 00:08:56,269 ‐ Hey. I'm Leanne. 240 00:08:56,268 --> 00:08:58,138 I'm Maura's mom. 241 00:08:58,144 --> 00:08:59,654 ‐ Oh, hi. I'm Anna. 242 00:08:59,646 --> 00:09:01,226 ‐ Anna. So nice to meet you. 243 00:09:01,231 --> 00:09:02,901 ANNA: Nice to meet you. ‐ I'm Maya. 244 00:09:02,899 --> 00:09:04,689 ‐ Hi, Maya. So glad you're here. 245 00:09:04,693 --> 00:09:06,613 Can I get you girls a drink? 246 00:09:06,611 --> 00:09:08,491 I have... 247 00:09:08,488 --> 00:09:11,118 Powerade, ginger ale, Capri Sun‐‐ 248 00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:12,906 MAYA: Yes. 249 00:09:12,909 --> 00:09:13,989 Powerade, please? 250 00:09:13,994 --> 00:09:15,704 ‐ Of course. How many? 251 00:09:15,704 --> 00:09:17,004 ‐ Three. ‐ Maya. 252 00:09:16,997 --> 00:09:18,457 ‐ What? ‐ No. 253 00:09:18,456 --> 00:09:19,956 MAYA: It's fine. ‐ Anna? 254 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,378 ‐ Okay, yeah. ‐ Come on. 255 00:09:21,376 --> 00:09:22,916 ‐ Yes, please. ‐ Did you hear what she said? 256 00:09:22,919 --> 00:09:24,209 ‐ Of course. ANNA: Three. 257 00:09:24,212 --> 00:09:25,882 ‐ Anna. 258 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,010 ‐ [whispering] What? 259 00:09:27,007 --> 00:09:29,377 ‐ You just said‐‐ LEANNE: Okay. 260 00:09:29,384 --> 00:09:30,594 MAYA: Yeah. ‐ Okay, sorry. 261 00:09:30,593 --> 00:09:31,683 Here we go. ‐ Thank you. 262 00:09:31,678 --> 00:09:33,258 MAYA: Thank you. ‐ Mom, leave. 263 00:09:33,263 --> 00:09:34,433 ‐ I will. 264 00:09:34,431 --> 00:09:35,891 I just wanna see if your friends would like 265 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:37,270 something to eat. 266 00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:39,477 Frozen pizza, chicken nuggets, mozzarella sticks... 267 00:09:39,477 --> 00:09:40,767 ‐ Mom. 268 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:42,610 LEANNE: Or I can make you guys a quesadilla. 269 00:09:42,605 --> 00:09:43,895 Honey, quesadilla. 270 00:09:43,898 --> 00:09:46,028 ‐ I don't want a fucking quesadilla, you cunt. 271 00:09:51,239 --> 00:09:52,909 ‐ Sweetie, um... 272 00:09:52,907 --> 00:09:55,907 you're being such a bad fairy. 273 00:09:55,910 --> 00:09:57,750 ‐ Shwoo! 274 00:09:57,746 --> 00:09:59,246 ‐ Okay. Okay! 275 00:09:59,247 --> 00:10:01,707 Um, I will, uh, get out of your way, 276 00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:03,788 but please help yourself to whatever. 277 00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:05,923 I buy in bulk, so... 278 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:06,920 ANNA: Oh, thank you. 279 00:10:06,921 --> 00:10:08,591 ‐ Thank you. 280 00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:09,880 ‐ I'm so sorry about that. 281 00:10:09,883 --> 00:10:11,893 She just really misses Tonia. 282 00:10:11,885 --> 00:10:14,845 ‐ Oh, no. Who's Tonia? 283 00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:16,306 ‐ My best friend. 284 00:10:16,306 --> 00:10:18,016 ‐ The doctor. MAURA: Yeah. 285 00:10:18,016 --> 00:10:19,136 ‐ That she just showed us. 286 00:10:19,142 --> 00:10:20,482 ANNA: Yes. ‐ From Arizona. 287 00:10:20,477 --> 00:10:21,597 ‐ Yes. MAURA: Yeah. 288 00:10:21,603 --> 00:10:23,273 ‐ Like... ‐ [laughs] 289 00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:24,441 Doy. 290 00:10:24,439 --> 00:10:25,729 ‐ Wait. 291 00:10:25,732 --> 00:10:27,402 Are those jawbreakers? 292 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,190 MAURA: Yeah, fool. 293 00:10:29,194 --> 00:10:30,204 You want some? 294 00:10:30,195 --> 00:10:31,735 [Alexia's "Happy"] 295 00:10:31,738 --> 00:10:32,738 ALEXIA: ♪ Happy ♪ 296 00:10:32,739 --> 00:10:33,989 ♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪ 297 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:36,240 ♪ It's so nice to be happy ♪ 298 00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:37,832 ♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪ 299 00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:40,157 ♪ Everybody should be happy ♪ 300 00:10:40,163 --> 00:10:41,793 ♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪ 301 00:10:41,790 --> 00:10:44,290 ♪ It's so nice to be happy ♪ 302 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:47,342 ♪ Sha‐la‐la ♪ 303 00:10:47,337 --> 00:10:48,837 ‐ Hey, fool. 304 00:10:48,838 --> 00:10:50,668 MAYA: [laughs] ‐ What you looking at, fool? 305 00:10:50,673 --> 00:10:52,133 [laughter] 306 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:54,303 [laughing] Oh, my gosh, Maya! 307 00:10:54,302 --> 00:10:56,352 ‐ [moaning] ‐ Hey, fools. 308 00:10:56,346 --> 00:10:58,006 [laughs] 309 00:10:58,014 --> 00:10:59,434 ALEXIA: ♪ Everybody should be happy ♪ 310 00:11:04,187 --> 00:11:07,187 [shady music] 311 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:09,190 ♪ ♪ 312 00:11:09,192 --> 00:11:10,512 ‐ Oh, hey. 313 00:11:10,514 --> 00:11:11,774 Do you know who you're gonna vote for 314 00:11:11,765 --> 00:11:12,925 for Best Best Friends? 315 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:13,933 ‐ Um, I don't know. 316 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,644 I haven't thought about it. 317 00:11:15,644 --> 00:11:18,234 ‐ Well, me, Maya, and Anna have been best friends 318 00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:19,570 since we were, like, two, 319 00:11:19,565 --> 00:11:20,975 and I think it'd be pretty fucked up 320 00:11:20,983 --> 00:11:22,613 to not vote for what's real. 321 00:11:23,861 --> 00:11:24,861 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 322 00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:26,032 ‐ You want a Ring Pop? 323 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,360 ‐ Um, sure. 324 00:11:30,451 --> 00:11:31,791 MAURA: Just think about it. 325 00:11:31,785 --> 00:11:36,995 ♪ ♪ 326 00:11:36,999 --> 00:11:38,129 Oh, hey. 327 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,375 Do you know who you're gonna vote for 328 00:11:39,376 --> 00:11:41,546 for Best Best Friends? 329 00:11:41,545 --> 00:11:47,755 ♪ ♪ 330 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,720 ‐ Hi! ‐ Hi! 331 00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:52,311 MAURA: Hi! 332 00:11:52,306 --> 00:11:54,176 Oh, are you Anna's mom? 333 00:11:54,183 --> 00:11:57,273 Oh, my God, you are so pretty! 334 00:11:57,269 --> 00:11:58,979 Where are you guys going? Can I come? 335 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,859 ‐ [gasps] Yes. Please? 336 00:12:00,856 --> 00:12:03,146 ‐ Uh, you're very sweet, but not today. 337 00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:05,190 I have the massage table. Car's full. 338 00:12:05,194 --> 00:12:06,494 ‐ Oh, that's totally fine. 339 00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:07,737 I can just sit on their laps! 340 00:12:07,738 --> 00:12:09,738 KATHY: No. ‐ Yes, she can sit on our laps. 341 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:11,450 Please? Oh, my God. ‐ Anna, Anna, no. 342 00:12:11,450 --> 00:12:13,450 ‐ Mom! ‐ I'm attached to them. 343 00:12:13,452 --> 00:12:14,452 ‐ Yeah. KATHY: No. 344 00:12:14,453 --> 00:12:15,453 Anna, no. 345 00:12:15,454 --> 00:12:17,044 ‐ Mom, stop being such a fool. 346 00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:18,539 KATHY: Anna Kone! 347 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:20,380 BOTH: Ooh. ‐ Who's a fool now, fool? 348 00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:21,706 ‐ Yeah, fool. ‐ Fool. 349 00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,090 ‐ I'm a fool, fool? MAYA: Yeah, you're a fool. 350 00:12:23,087 --> 00:12:24,247 ‐ I'm a fool, fool? MAYA: You're a fool. 351 00:12:24,254 --> 00:12:26,474 BOTH: Foo‐fool‐foo‐foo‐fool. ‐ [laughs] 352 00:12:26,465 --> 00:12:29,215 ‐ Okay, you guys, can you just stop saying "fool"? MAURA: You're all fools. 353 00:12:29,218 --> 00:12:32,258 ‐ Mom, it's just a stupid word, you cunt. 354 00:12:32,262 --> 00:12:33,352 ‐ What? 355 00:12:33,347 --> 00:12:35,517 What did you just call me? 356 00:12:35,516 --> 00:12:37,686 Do you even know what that means? 357 00:12:37,685 --> 00:12:40,145 That's the worst thing you can call a woman. 358 00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:43,065 ‐ I thought it was a type of fool. 359 00:12:43,065 --> 00:12:44,935 ‐ Who's teaching you these words? 360 00:12:46,819 --> 00:12:49,819 ‐ I can't remember. 361 00:12:49,822 --> 00:12:51,282 ‐ [in English accent] I cunt remember. 362 00:12:51,281 --> 00:12:52,781 ‐ [laughs] 363 00:12:52,783 --> 00:12:54,033 MAYA: It's an English accent! 364 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,294 ‐ Okay, you know what? 365 00:12:55,285 --> 00:12:56,995 Um, you really need to get out of the car 366 00:12:56,995 --> 00:12:58,455 'cause we're gonna go. 367 00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:00,075 ‐ No, no. ‐ Aww, no! 368 00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:01,712 ‐ Please? Mm? 369 00:13:01,709 --> 00:13:02,879 ‐ I love you guys. 370 00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:04,286 ANNA: Love you. ‐ Love you more! 371 00:13:04,294 --> 00:13:05,714 MAURA: Bye. MAYA: Bye. 372 00:13:05,713 --> 00:13:07,593 ‐ Love you. BOTH: Love you. 373 00:13:07,589 --> 00:13:08,799 ‐ I miss you already. 374 00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:10,219 ‐ I'm gonna miss you. ‐ Miss you. 375 00:13:10,217 --> 00:13:11,757 MAURA: No! ‐ No! 376 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,720 ‐ [screams] ‐ No! 377 00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,561 MAURA: Love you guys! MAYA: Love you! 378 00:13:15,556 --> 00:13:17,216 MAURA: You're my world! 379 00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:18,814 KATHY: I'm just kinda concerned. 380 00:13:18,809 --> 00:13:20,309 She's been using new words, 381 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,520 and I don't think she really knows 382 00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:24,021 what they mean. 383 00:13:24,022 --> 00:13:26,822 Um, I thought maybe it might be a good time 384 00:13:26,817 --> 00:13:28,317 to do a mother‐daughter shopping day, 385 00:13:28,318 --> 00:13:32,658 and I thought if Maya came, she'd be more open? 386 00:13:32,656 --> 00:13:34,986 ‐ We really don't need anything, but... 387 00:13:34,992 --> 00:13:39,082 ‐ Fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool... 388 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,709 ‐ Okay. 389 00:13:40,706 --> 00:13:42,206 ANNA: Maura would hate this store. 390 00:13:42,207 --> 00:13:43,997 ‐ Okay, not loaded. 391 00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:46,211 ‐ Not loaded. 392 00:13:46,211 --> 00:13:48,591 That is loaded, though. 393 00:13:48,589 --> 00:13:50,129 ‐ Not loaded. ‐ Not loaded. 394 00:13:50,132 --> 00:13:51,262 I agree. ‐ We don't like it. 395 00:13:51,258 --> 00:13:52,298 ‐ Yeah, I don't like it. 396 00:13:54,261 --> 00:13:56,261 Ew. Anna. 397 00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:58,103 ‐ Ew, is that made of hay? 398 00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,518 MAYA: [laughing] Ew! 399 00:13:59,516 --> 00:14:00,726 ANNA: Wow. MAYA: Ew. 400 00:14:00,726 --> 00:14:02,226 ANNA: This place. 401 00:14:02,227 --> 00:14:05,017 KATHY: Anna. 402 00:14:05,022 --> 00:14:07,692 Is there anyone you have a crush on at school? 403 00:14:09,485 --> 00:14:11,945 ‐ No. 404 00:14:11,945 --> 00:14:13,775 Oh, my God. 405 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:15,280 ‐ What? ‐ This is butt ugly. 406 00:14:15,282 --> 00:14:17,702 ‐ [laughing] Oh, no! 407 00:14:17,701 --> 00:14:19,411 ‐ Oh, that's nice. 408 00:14:19,411 --> 00:14:21,251 ‐ Mom, it's so ugly. 409 00:14:21,246 --> 00:14:23,616 Like...ew. 410 00:14:23,624 --> 00:14:24,964 ‐ It's here if you want it. 411 00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:26,288 MAYA: So not loaded. 412 00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:27,383 Stupid. 413 00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:29,047 ‐ Not loaded. 414 00:14:29,046 --> 00:14:31,166 ‐ So when are we going to meet this Maura girl? 415 00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:33,383 ‐ Mom, like, don't ask us that. 416 00:14:33,383 --> 00:14:36,513 ‐ It seems you three are really close very fast. 417 00:14:36,512 --> 00:14:39,472 ‐ Yeah, that's what happens when they're your best friend. 418 00:14:39,473 --> 00:14:41,433 It's, like, yeah, fast. 419 00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,733 That's how best friendships happen. 420 00:14:42,726 --> 00:14:43,806 ‐ [gasps] Oh, my God. 421 00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:44,900 ‐ [gasps] 422 00:14:44,895 --> 00:14:46,055 ‐ Tommy Hilfiger. 423 00:14:46,063 --> 00:14:47,903 ‐ Wait. It's fake. 424 00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:49,188 ‐ No, I don't think so. 425 00:14:49,191 --> 00:14:50,281 ANNA: This is fake Tommy Hil. 426 00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:51,855 ‐ This is real. Look. 427 00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:55,237 It's real. 428 00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:56,489 ‐ It's big, though, no? 429 00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:57,570 ‐ I don't think so. 430 00:14:57,574 --> 00:14:59,454 I kind of think it's perfect. 431 00:14:59,451 --> 00:15:01,581 ‐ That's loaded. ‐ That's loaded. 432 00:15:01,578 --> 00:15:03,708 ‐ ♪ That's loaded, loaded, loaded ♪ ‐ That's not loaded, loaded. 433 00:15:03,705 --> 00:15:05,165 ♪ That's loaded ♪ ‐ ♪ Loaded ♪ 434 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,625 ♪ It's loaded ♪ MAYA: ♪ Everybody get down ♪ 435 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:10,085 BOTH: ♪ It's loaded, loaded, loaded ♪ 436 00:15:10,087 --> 00:15:12,507 MAYA: I really like how this looks on me. 437 00:15:12,506 --> 00:15:13,906 I wanna get it. 438 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,502 YUKI: Maya. ‐ Mom, stop. 439 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,037 Someone is gonna see my boobs. 440 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,291 YUKI: Ah, it's‐‐it's okay. ‐ Like, knock. 441 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,753 Oh, my God. 442 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,633 YUKI: [speaks Japanese] 443 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,550 ‐ I love it. 444 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,008 ‐ No, it's not nice. It's a T‐shirt. 445 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,179 It's men's T‐shirt. 446 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,507 ‐ Mom, that you wear as a dress. 447 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,012 Wore it as a‐‐ ‐ As a dress? 448 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,684 ‐ Yeah, wore it as a‐‐ all the time. 449 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,352 ‐ [speaking Japanese] ‐ Okay, fine. 450 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,441 You don't have to like it. ‐ [speaking Japanese] 451 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,317 I'm buying it for you, so no. ‐ Okay, but Mom, I want it. 452 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,775 [whispering] I like it. ‐ No. 453 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,275 Maybe you can give it to Anna because she's taller. 454 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,237 ‐ Mom, stop. I don't wanna give it to Anna. 455 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,527 Let me wear it. ‐ I'm not buying it. 456 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:49,820 ‐ Mom, stop. ‐ No, I'm not. 457 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,283 ‐ Stop it, stop it. ‐ Maya, stop. 458 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,043 Maya, stop‐‐take it off. MAYA: Mom, please. 459 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,695 ‐ Take it off. MAYA: Stop touching it! 460 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,253 ‐ Take it off. ‐ Mom, stop it! 461 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,327 ‐ It looks so good on you. You should get it. 462 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,463 For Easter. 463 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,039 ‐ No, it's just not me. 464 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,004 I don't like it. It's more you. 465 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,384 ‐ What's wrong with me? 466 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,881 ANNA: Nothing. 467 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,342 It's just not me. 468 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,049 It's kinda slutty. 469 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,474 ‐ What did you say? 470 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,812 YUKI: Anna? 471 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,477 ‐ [whispering] Nothing. I'm just saying I don't‐‐ 472 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,765 [knocks] YUKI: Anna. 473 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,348 This is for you. 474 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,153 KATHY: Oh, thank you. ANNA: Thank you. 475 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,824 KATHY: What did you just call me? 476 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,318 ‐ [whispering] I didn't call you anything. 477 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,199 Can you stop yelling? My best friend is‐‐ 478 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,606 ‐ Why are you talking to me like that? 479 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:31,664 Why? ‐ Shh! 480 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,737 Lower your voice. 481 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,201 ‐ I'm not yelling. 482 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,451 I'm whispering. 483 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,582 Why are you telling me to be quiet? 484 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,249 Why are you shh‐ing me? 485 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,999 Did you learn that from your dad? 486 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,004 ‐ I'd rather be like Dad than like you. 487 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,255 MAYA: Are you ready, Na? ANNA: Coming! 488 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,849 MAYA: I'm trying to look at it. 489 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,599 ANNA: Ready. 490 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,597 [Muzak playing] 491 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,900 ♪ ♪ 492 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,106 ‐ I hate it. 493 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,028 ‐ But you look so beautiful, Maya. 494 00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,896 You look like your mother. 495 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,613 ‐ No, I don't... 496 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,280 ...look anything like her. 497 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,163 She's ugly. 498 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,620 KATHY: Don't say that. 499 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,159 That's really not a nice thing to say. 500 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,874 Your mother is a beautiful woman. 501 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,004 ‐ Thank you. 502 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,210 ‐ And you are very lucky to look like her. 503 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,710 ‐ I don't look like her, and I don't like this dress. 504 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,014 I never wanted to wear it, and I want to take it off. 505 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,339 ‐ Stop, Maya. 506 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,763 You're being rude. 507 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,472 ‐ No, I don't like it. You don't know my taste, Mom. 508 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,812 ‐ Stop. Stop. 509 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,846 Maya, stop. ‐ Mom, I don't wanna buy it! 510 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,480 I wanted to buy the other thing. YUKI: Stop it. 511 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,647 Stop acting like a little spoiled bitch. 512 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,856 ♪ ♪ 513 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,778 ‐ Thank you for saying that, Yuki. 514 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,397 ‐ Okay. ‐ Anna's doing the same thing. 515 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,914 ‐ Oh, my God, Mom. Mature much? 516 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,277 ‐ Mom. Are you serious? 517 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,164 You just called your daughter a bitch, 518 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,001 in a store, in front of my friend. 519 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,826 Do you know how embarrassing that is? 520 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:03,871 ‐ I don't care. 521 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,674 You know, you are acting like one. 522 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,287 ‐ Well, I hate you, you bitch! 523 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,424 ‐ [gasps] 524 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,960 ‐ I'm sorry. 525 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,723 I didn't mean it. No, stop! 526 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,675 ‐ I'm gonna stop... [speaking Japanese] ‐ Mommy, stop it! 527 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,505 ‐ [whispering] Mom, look what you're causing. 528 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,761 ‐ Oh. Oh, right. 529 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,722 Everything's my fault. ‐ Yeah, it's your fault. 530 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,522 ‐ Okay, you need to stop. ‐ Leave me alone! 531 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,016 MAYA: Mom! YUKI: Maya. 532 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,597 ‐ Okay, I'm calling 9‐1‐1 and Daddy! 533 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,363 ‐ Like, this is what you do to Daddy. 534 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,815 Blame him for everything and then you're just like‐‐ 535 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,226 you're such a... 536 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,364 ‐ What? 537 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,400 ‐ You're‐‐ KATHY: Just say it. 538 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,902 ‐ A cunt. 539 00:18:33,899 --> 00:18:35,729 MAYA: Stop, stop, stop! 540 00:18:35,734 --> 00:18:37,284 Stop! 541 00:18:37,277 --> 00:18:38,567 YUKI: [speaking Japanese] 542 00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,070 ‐ Mom, you're embarrassing me! 543 00:18:40,072 --> 00:18:42,282 You're embarrassing me! ‐ You too, okay? 544 00:18:42,282 --> 00:18:44,492 ‐ [sobbing] 545 00:18:49,414 --> 00:18:51,214 ‐ I mean, I think it looks stupid 546 00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,958 with jeans, but... 547 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,500 ANNA: I think it looks really good. 548 00:18:54,503 --> 00:18:56,053 I don't know why you didn't wear it as a dress, 549 00:18:56,046 --> 00:18:58,046 but it still looks good. 550 00:18:58,048 --> 00:18:59,548 ‐ Thanks for getting it for me. 551 00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:01,010 ANNA: Of course. 552 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,089 ‐ Are you okay? 553 00:19:02,094 --> 00:19:04,144 ANNA: No. My mom's, like, so pissed. 554 00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:05,638 All night. She's so pissed. 555 00:19:05,639 --> 00:19:07,719 TERRA: Maura. 556 00:19:07,724 --> 00:19:10,194 It's great. Thank you. 557 00:19:10,185 --> 00:19:11,515 [laughs] ANNA: What about you? 558 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,190 Is your mom, like‐‐ did you guys make up? 559 00:19:14,189 --> 00:19:15,939 ‐ I mean, no. You saw what my mom did. 560 00:19:15,941 --> 00:19:18,071 Like, that was so crazy. 561 00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,358 ‐ What did she do? 562 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,491 MAYA: Don't. 563 00:19:25,492 --> 00:19:27,292 [whispering] Tell her. ANNA: I'm not. 564 00:19:27,286 --> 00:19:28,536 It was... 565 00:19:28,537 --> 00:19:32,077 a shopping trip gone bad. 566 00:19:32,082 --> 00:19:35,632 ‐ So now you didn't invite me and you don't tell me stuff. 567 00:19:35,627 --> 00:19:36,627 Cool. 568 00:19:40,382 --> 00:19:42,862 ‐ I‐‐sorry. I'm sorry. 569 00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:44,452 That's not what I meant. 570 00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:45,447 Maura. 571 00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:46,698 ‐ Maura, are you serious? 572 00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:47,989 Are you joking? ‐ Maura, come on! 573 00:19:47,992 --> 00:19:49,452 PRINCIPAL: Teachers, 574 00:19:49,452 --> 00:19:52,252 please don't park in the bus turnaround. 575 00:19:52,246 --> 00:19:53,866 Seems obvious. 576 00:19:53,873 --> 00:19:55,463 But apparently, it's not. 577 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,958 And the results we've all been waiting for‐‐ 578 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,250 here are the superlative winners. 579 00:20:00,254 --> 00:20:01,424 [clears throat] 580 00:20:01,422 --> 00:20:03,052 Most Likely to Succeed... 581 00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:04,589 ANNA: Maura. PRINCIPAL: Ashley Stewart. 582 00:20:04,592 --> 00:20:05,892 ‐ Maura. ANNA: Maura. 583 00:20:05,885 --> 00:20:07,925 [operatically] ♪ Maura, Maura, Maura ♪ 584 00:20:07,929 --> 00:20:09,219 ‐ ♪ Maur, Maur, Maur‐Maur ♪ 585 00:20:09,221 --> 00:20:10,851 ‐ ♪ Maura ♪ ‐ ♪ Maur, Maur, Maur ♪ 586 00:20:10,848 --> 00:20:12,348 [laughs] Stop. 587 00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:14,390 PRINCIPAL: Most Athletic Boy goes to Joey Roberts. 588 00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:17,773 Best Couple: Heather Taylor and Alex Nolan. 589 00:20:17,772 --> 00:20:19,822 ‐ You guys, they actually just broke up. 590 00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:21,435 ‐ [sighs] I can't keep up. 591 00:20:21,442 --> 00:20:24,572 PRINCIPAL: For Class Gossip, Ian Walsh. 592 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:27,780 And Best Best Friends goes to Anna Kone 593 00:20:27,782 --> 00:20:29,372 and Maya Ishii‐Peters‐‐ 594 00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:30,867 MAYA: Oh! PRINCIPAL: And Maura Hall. 595 00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:32,498 Most Musical goes to... ‐ [gasps] 596 00:20:32,495 --> 00:20:35,035 BOTH: Oh, my God! Maura! 597 00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:36,499 ‐ Three best friends! 598 00:20:36,499 --> 00:20:37,999 There's the smile. MAYA: There she is. 599 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,540 There's the happy smile. 600 00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:41,924 ‐ I knew we were gonna get it. 601 00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:43,841 ‐ Wait, how did we get three best friends? 602 00:20:43,839 --> 00:20:45,589 That's crazy. ‐ Dude, people just know. 603 00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:47,591 ANNA: We are. BOTH: Yeah. 604 00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:48,843 ‐ Guess we'll have to take pictures. 605 00:20:48,844 --> 00:20:50,604 ‐ I mean, you guys! 606 00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:52,306 ‐ Bow down, fools. 607 00:20:52,306 --> 00:20:53,556 [laughter] MAYA: Fools. 608 00:20:53,557 --> 00:20:56,307 ANNA: Yeah, fools. 609 00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,020 [laughter] Oh, my God. 610 00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,940 MAYA: Wait, that's cute. That blue one. 611 00:20:59,939 --> 00:21:01,069 MAURA: Mm, nah. MAYA: Nah. 612 00:21:01,065 --> 00:21:02,435 ‐ I'm just gonna say, 613 00:21:02,441 --> 00:21:04,781 if we're gonna match for the superlatives picture, 614 00:21:04,777 --> 00:21:08,157 we don't have a lot of options. 615 00:21:08,155 --> 00:21:10,065 ‐ My good stuff's somewhere else, I feel like. 616 00:21:10,074 --> 00:21:12,204 ‐ Wait, is this Limited Too? 617 00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:14,001 ANNA: Oh. ‐ That's so loaded. 618 00:21:13,995 --> 00:21:15,865 ‐ Maya, I didn't know you have Limited Too. 619 00:21:15,871 --> 00:21:17,541 ‐ No, it's‐‐it's The Rave. 620 00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:19,960 BOTH: Oh. 621 00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:21,709 ‐ Try to get it. We have arms. 622 00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:23,131 [laughter] 623 00:21:23,129 --> 00:21:24,339 MAYA: Wait. MAURA: Try to get it. 624 00:21:24,338 --> 00:21:26,168 Try to get it. ‐ Okay, I have an arm too. 625 00:21:26,173 --> 00:21:27,303 BOTH: Try to get it. 626 00:21:27,299 --> 00:21:28,429 ‐ No, Maya, you don't have an arm. 627 00:21:28,426 --> 00:21:30,006 ‐ No, Maya, you don't have arms. 628 00:21:30,011 --> 00:21:32,681 ‐ Okay, you guys, stop. You're stretching out my shirt. 629 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,060 Stop. ‐ What else do you have in here? 630 00:21:34,056 --> 00:21:35,596 ‐ It's my favorite shirt. 631 00:21:35,599 --> 00:21:37,979 ‐ Dude, you have, like, nothing here, Maya. 632 00:21:37,977 --> 00:21:39,147 Like, I swear. 633 00:21:39,145 --> 00:21:40,225 ANNA: Oh, what about this one? 634 00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:42,359 ‐ No, fool! ‐ This... 635 00:21:42,356 --> 00:21:44,226 ‐ Okay, can I have an arm? 636 00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:45,743 ‐ No. You're in the middle. 637 00:21:45,735 --> 00:21:46,855 ‐ [sighs] 638 00:21:46,861 --> 00:21:48,951 This isn't funny, you guys. Stop. 639 00:21:48,946 --> 00:21:51,156 This is actually, like, not fun right now. 640 00:21:51,157 --> 00:21:52,987 ‐ Chillax, Maya. God. 641 00:21:52,992 --> 00:21:54,832 ‐ Maya, chill. MAURA: Stop being so sensitive. 642 00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:56,747 ‐ I'm not being sensitive. 643 00:21:56,746 --> 00:21:58,036 I just want an arm. 644 00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:01,039 You guys are being really annoying. 645 00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:02,042 MAURA: Whatever. 646 00:22:02,043 --> 00:22:03,593 ‐ Okay, have fun with arms. 647 00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:05,876 MAURA: What is this? Like, a fishing net? 648 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,800 [both laugh] 649 00:22:22,354 --> 00:22:23,904 YUKI: What? 650 00:22:23,898 --> 00:22:26,028 What's wrong? 651 00:22:26,025 --> 00:22:27,525 ‐ Mom. 652 00:22:30,446 --> 00:22:31,696 YUKI: What? 653 00:22:31,697 --> 00:22:33,527 ‐ What? 654 00:22:33,532 --> 00:22:36,662 ‐ Is it Maura? 655 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:39,330 ‐ No. 656 00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:40,960 I love her. 657 00:22:44,835 --> 00:22:46,625 MAYA: Stop! 658 00:22:48,881 --> 00:22:52,381 Stop looking at me! 659 00:22:52,384 --> 00:22:54,434 ‐ Are they being nice to you? ‐ Mom, yes! 660 00:22:54,428 --> 00:22:57,058 They're being nice to me! They're my best friends! 661 00:22:57,056 --> 00:22:58,926 You don't know anything! 662 00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:02,603 Why are you freaking like this? 663 00:23:02,603 --> 00:23:03,903 ‐ Maya? 664 00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:05,056 ‐ [laughs] 665 00:23:05,064 --> 00:23:06,444 ‐ Nothing is working in here. 666 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,570 ‐ It's faulty! 667 00:23:09,568 --> 00:23:11,528 ‐ [sighs] ‐ You okay? 668 00:23:11,529 --> 00:23:13,239 ‐ Can you not use my gum, please? 669 00:23:13,239 --> 00:23:14,369 ‐ Okay! ‐ Sorry. 670 00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:16,405 I'm trying to save that for my birthday. 671 00:23:16,408 --> 00:23:18,158 ‐ Why? It's just gum. 672 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,870 ‐ Mom, go. Please. 673 00:23:20,871 --> 00:23:21,871 Go! 674 00:23:23,415 --> 00:23:24,995 ‐ Mom, stop. Can you go? 675 00:23:26,252 --> 00:23:28,302 ‐ Mom, please, go. It's fine. 676 00:23:28,295 --> 00:23:29,705 ‐ Then tell her to clean it up. 677 00:23:29,713 --> 00:23:31,053 MAYA: Okay. YUKI: I don't like it. 678 00:23:31,048 --> 00:23:34,178 ‐ Okay, okay, okay! Go. 679 00:23:34,176 --> 00:23:36,176 MAYA: Mom, it's fine. Leave. 680 00:23:36,178 --> 00:23:38,098 ANNA: We'll clean it up. Sorry. 681 00:23:38,097 --> 00:23:39,387 Oh, my gosh. [laughs] 682 00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:42,180 ‐ Maya, your mom has, like... 683 00:23:42,184 --> 00:23:45,404 [laughing] A scary accent. 684 00:23:45,396 --> 00:23:47,306 ‐ My mom doesn't have an accent. 685 00:23:47,314 --> 00:23:48,484 ‐ [laughing] Are you kidding me? 686 00:23:48,482 --> 00:23:50,232 She has, like, the thickest accent 687 00:23:50,234 --> 00:23:51,614 I've ever heard. 688 00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:52,700 ‐ No, she doesn't. 689 00:23:52,695 --> 00:23:53,985 ANNA: I just don't think you hear it 690 00:23:53,988 --> 00:23:54,988 because she's your mom. 691 00:23:54,989 --> 00:23:57,319 MAYA: Anna. ‐ But I like it. 692 00:23:57,324 --> 00:23:59,124 ‐ You guys, my mom doesn't have an accent. 693 00:23:59,118 --> 00:24:00,868 That's, like, a really mean thing of you to say. 694 00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:02,620 Like, you guys are being really rude. 695 00:24:02,621 --> 00:24:04,791 ‐ Dude, I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just saying, she has an‐‐ 696 00:24:04,790 --> 00:24:06,630 ‐ Well, can you please, like, clean up the clothes? 697 00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:08,085 'Cause you're making a really big mess. 698 00:24:08,085 --> 00:24:09,955 ‐ Okay, but, I mean, you were doing it too. 699 00:24:09,962 --> 00:24:11,132 ‐ Not as much as you, Maura. Like‐‐ 700 00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:12,420 ANNA: Guys, don't‐‐ ‐ Yeah, you were. 701 00:24:12,423 --> 00:24:14,223 ‐ Don't fight! Please, please. 702 00:24:14,216 --> 00:24:17,086 Just remember, like, we are three best friends. 703 00:24:17,094 --> 00:24:18,974 ‐ You're so right, Anna. I'm sorry. 704 00:24:18,971 --> 00:24:21,561 ANNA: Remember that. 705 00:24:21,557 --> 00:24:23,267 ‐ You guys are my number ones. 706 00:24:27,229 --> 00:24:29,229 Maya. ANNA: Maya. 707 00:24:31,150 --> 00:24:33,280 ‐ Love you fools. ‐ Love you fools. 708 00:24:33,277 --> 00:24:35,357 [laughs] 709 00:24:35,362 --> 00:24:36,572 ‐ Love you. 710 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,240 [bell rings] 711 00:24:42,242 --> 00:24:44,952 ‐ I had a really weird dream last night about Maura. 712 00:24:44,953 --> 00:24:46,623 I was like‐‐ 713 00:24:46,624 --> 00:24:49,344 it felt like I had something stuck in my throat 714 00:24:49,335 --> 00:24:52,705 and I was, like, pulling and pulling and pulling 715 00:24:52,713 --> 00:24:55,803 and it was, like, Maura's hair stuck in my lungs. 716 00:24:55,799 --> 00:24:57,679 Like, it kept coming out. 717 00:24:57,676 --> 00:24:59,086 ‐ Ew. 718 00:24:59,094 --> 00:25:00,554 You have an amazing brain. 719 00:25:00,554 --> 00:25:01,974 MAURA: Hi! 720 00:25:01,972 --> 00:25:03,522 BOTH: Hi! 721 00:25:03,515 --> 00:25:05,935 MAURA: Hi, fools. How you doing? 722 00:25:05,935 --> 00:25:07,435 ‐ Good. MAURA: [laughs] 723 00:25:07,436 --> 00:25:08,976 Best Best Friends! 724 00:25:08,979 --> 00:25:10,519 ‐ Whoo! ‐ Yes! 725 00:25:10,522 --> 00:25:11,862 ‐ Yes. ‐ Yes! 726 00:25:11,857 --> 00:25:13,607 ‐ I'm really excited. ‐ I'm really excited. 727 00:25:13,609 --> 00:25:14,779 ANNA: I'm really proud. ‐ [hacks] 728 00:25:14,777 --> 00:25:16,447 MAURA: So excited. 729 00:25:16,445 --> 00:25:18,855 So, my mom went ahead and got us a little something. 730 00:25:18,864 --> 00:25:20,454 ANNA: What? 731 00:25:21,659 --> 00:25:23,409 MAYA: [gasps] 732 00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:24,410 Shut up. ‐ [gasps] 733 00:25:24,411 --> 00:25:25,831 I was gonna say, I love your hat. 734 00:25:25,829 --> 00:25:27,409 We were supposed to be matching and you're not matching. 735 00:25:27,414 --> 00:25:29,084 Oh, my God. ‐ Oh, my God. 736 00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,543 You got this? ‐ Is this felt? 737 00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:32,462 MAURA: No, it's Angora. ANNA: Oh, no, I know. 738 00:25:32,461 --> 00:25:33,671 I love Angora. 739 00:25:33,671 --> 00:25:35,261 ‐ They look so good on you guys. 740 00:25:35,256 --> 00:25:36,336 Do you like it, Maya? 741 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:39,010 ‐ Yeah, it just doesn't fit. 742 00:25:39,009 --> 00:25:41,509 Can you‐‐ 743 00:25:41,512 --> 00:25:43,142 MAURA: It looks really good like that. 744 00:25:43,138 --> 00:25:45,678 MAYA: Oh, okay. ‐ Let's just‐‐yeah. 745 00:25:45,683 --> 00:25:46,983 ‐ Thank you. ‐ How? 746 00:25:46,976 --> 00:25:48,266 ‐ We need to look good. 747 00:25:48,269 --> 00:25:51,649 We're gonna be looking at this when we're 40. 748 00:25:51,647 --> 00:25:53,727 PHOTOGRAPHER: All right, Best Best Friends? 749 00:25:53,732 --> 00:25:55,532 MAURA: That's us. ‐ Get ready. 750 00:25:55,526 --> 00:25:56,986 ‐ Oh, wait. Hang on. 751 00:25:56,986 --> 00:25:58,526 There's something else. 752 00:26:02,283 --> 00:26:03,783 ‐ What? ‐ Maura! 753 00:26:03,784 --> 00:26:05,084 You're so nice. 754 00:26:05,077 --> 00:26:06,747 ‐ No, no, open it. 755 00:26:06,745 --> 00:26:08,455 Open it. ‐ Oh. 756 00:26:08,455 --> 00:26:09,615 ‐ [gasps] 757 00:26:09,623 --> 00:26:10,963 MAURA: They're friendship necklaces. 758 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,378 ANNA: Oh, my God. 759 00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:14,456 ‐ It's three and it makes a heart. 760 00:26:14,461 --> 00:26:15,751 I have the middle piece. 761 00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:18,916 ‐ Oh, my God. ‐ [gasps] 762 00:26:18,924 --> 00:26:20,764 MAURA: I know! ‐ Incredible. 763 00:26:20,759 --> 00:26:22,889 MAYA: It says "best friends forever." 764 00:26:22,886 --> 00:26:24,386 ‐ Yeah. Put it on. 765 00:26:24,388 --> 00:26:27,978 It'll look really good for the picture. 766 00:26:27,975 --> 00:26:29,055 [laughs] 767 00:26:33,022 --> 00:26:35,482 ANNA: I like them together. MAYA: Yeah, I like it. 768 00:26:35,483 --> 00:26:37,743 ‐ Actually, that might be kinda weird. 769 00:26:37,735 --> 00:26:40,155 With two. 770 00:26:40,155 --> 00:26:41,615 ‐ Oh, right. Sorry. 771 00:26:41,615 --> 00:26:43,195 Yeah, stupid. MAURA: Yeah. 772 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,450 Just the one. ANNA: Oh, yeah. 773 00:26:44,451 --> 00:26:45,951 Okay, JK. 774 00:26:45,953 --> 00:26:47,503 Just put it safely there. 775 00:26:49,748 --> 00:26:51,078 ‐ Kay. [laughs] 776 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,133 Let's go. 777 00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:55,245 [Vitamin C's "Smile"] 778 00:26:55,254 --> 00:26:56,594 ♪ ♪ 779 00:26:56,588 --> 00:26:58,628 Oh, uh, Maya, I might wanna go in the middle 780 00:26:58,632 --> 00:27:00,472 'cause, like, I have the middle piece. 781 00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:01,467 ‐ Oh. ‐ Yeah. 782 00:27:01,468 --> 00:27:03,298 ‐ Well, I‐‐okay. ‐ Okay. 783 00:27:03,303 --> 00:27:04,393 First pose! ‐ Oh. 784 00:27:04,388 --> 00:27:07,638 ‐ Okay. Hold on. 785 00:27:07,641 --> 00:27:09,391 ‐ Charlie's Angels! 786 00:27:09,393 --> 00:27:10,733 ‐ Okay, wait. ‐ Oh, wait. 787 00:27:10,727 --> 00:27:12,397 ‐ Look hot, guys. 788 00:27:12,396 --> 00:27:13,976 SINGER: ♪ The way that you want it to ♪ 789 00:27:13,981 --> 00:27:16,651 ‐ Um‐‐ ‐ Necklaces! 790 00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:18,240 ‐ Okay. ‐ Yeah. 791 00:27:18,235 --> 00:27:20,275 ‐ Kay. ‐ Oh, my God. 792 00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:22,109 Okay. ‐ Won't fit without mine! 793 00:27:22,114 --> 00:27:24,284 Best friends forever! 794 00:27:24,283 --> 00:27:26,873 SINGER: ♪ Put a smile on your face ♪ 795 00:27:26,868 --> 00:27:28,658 ♪ Make the world a better place ♪ 796 00:27:28,662 --> 00:27:31,462 ♪ Put a smile on your face ♪ 797 00:27:31,456 --> 00:27:34,076 ♪ Whatcha gonna do, say, whatcha gonna do ♪ 798 00:27:34,084 --> 00:27:36,174 ♪ Put a smile on your face ♪ 799 00:27:36,169 --> 00:27:37,839 KATHY: I'm telling you, a new Anna. 800 00:27:37,838 --> 00:27:39,298 [line beeps] Like she's possessed. 801 00:27:39,298 --> 00:27:41,008 ‐ Hold on. Call waiting. 802 00:27:41,008 --> 00:27:43,258 [line beeps] [clicks] 803 00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:44,390 Hello? 804 00:27:44,386 --> 00:27:45,676 KATHY: Still Kathy. 805 00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:47,219 ‐ Oh. 806 00:27:47,222 --> 00:27:48,352 [clicks] 807 00:27:48,348 --> 00:27:49,888 Hello? Yuki. 808 00:27:49,891 --> 00:27:51,641 LEANNE: Hey, it's Leanne. 809 00:27:51,643 --> 00:27:54,193 Just wanna say thanks for being so good to Maura. 810 00:27:54,187 --> 00:27:56,647 ‐ Oh, Maura's mom. 811 00:27:56,648 --> 00:27:59,528 I'm just talking with Anna's mom, Kathy. 812 00:27:59,526 --> 00:28:01,816 Maybe let's all talk. 813 00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:03,270 Uh, hold on. 814 00:28:03,269 --> 00:28:04,689 I'll get‐‐ 815 00:28:04,687 --> 00:28:06,147 Let's see. [clicks] 816 00:28:06,147 --> 00:28:07,517 Kathy? LEANNE: No. 817 00:28:07,523 --> 00:28:09,733 It's just Leanne. ‐ Oh, shit. 818 00:28:09,734 --> 00:28:11,614 [clicks] [line beeping] 819 00:28:11,611 --> 00:28:13,651 [sighs] 820 00:28:13,654 --> 00:28:17,124 SINGER: ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 821 00:28:17,116 --> 00:28:18,446 ♪ Love it when you smile ♪ 822 00:28:18,451 --> 00:28:21,451 ♪ You look beautiful like that ♪ 823 00:28:21,454 --> 00:28:23,584 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 824 00:28:23,581 --> 00:28:26,461 ♪ Your dimples are so cute ♪ [laughs] 825 00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:27,999 ♪ ♪ 826 00:28:28,002 --> 00:28:31,462 ♪ I love the happiness and... smile ♪ 827 00:28:32,305 --> 00:29:32,734 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn